TRUMP. SATAN. GOOGLY-EYED D**K. SOUTH PARK BACK, BABY.

[Mouth full of food]

Yo so I’m chowing down on this 3-day-old burrito I found under my couch, watching clips from the new South Park episode, right?

Trump. In bed. With Satan. AND his d**k got googly eyes.

And THEN—

[keyboard clack]…fuck—hang on. I just dropped chili all over the space bar. This blog’s gonna look like Morse code.

aosihvalkdbfi;asdfhbvka  va  aierhgoaboaei

[wipes keyboard off with shirt sleeve]

Okay. We back....

So you mean to tell me this is what y’all finally got mad at? THIS?

After like… 27 seasons of demonic Christmas specials, religious blasphemy speedruns, and Cartman literally making a kid eat his own parents—now you're offended?

I been watching this show since before my third braincell grew in. And it ain’t satire anymore. It’s a mirror. A greasy, hilarious, uncensored mirror.

And look—But if I end up in a sketch next to Satan holding a banana grenade, I better not see y’all acting brand new.

Trey… Matt… yo—

If I do end up bangin' Satan one day, can y’all at least make me the top?If not, thanks for the camo anyway —But LET ME VOICE IT, MAHFUCKAS!!GOOGLY-EYED D**K AND ALL AAAAAHAHAHAHA.

South Park didn’t cross the line. They built it. Then sold the rights to Paramount for a billion dollars and a juice box.

If you mad, it's cause the clown makeup fits. AND that laugh track you hear? It's you.

Drop your favorite cartoon cancellation moment in the comments. Bonus if someone got sued.