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BREAKING NEWS: Kiss Cam Scandal or Potential Heroics?
The viral Coldplay Kiss Cam scandal gets a bizarre twist. Jessica Babbit reports on claims of 'lung-to-lung CPR' live from The Unconfirmed newsroom in this satirical news blog. A trending meme, corporate chaos, and a potential hero story collide in this latest GorillaVerse parody headline

Jessica Babbit
Jul 292 min read


Global Affairs — And Local Breakdowns
“We never lie. We just never check.”

Jessica Babbit
Jul 261 min read


CROSS-LOG — Ritual 33: The Counselor in the Woods
[REAL LARRY LOG — April 21, 2024] Met a guy at a gas station up north — flannel type, clean beard, gave off “used to coach middle school...

Larry
Jul 262 min read


TRUMP. SATAN. GOOGLY-EYED D**K. SOUTH PARK BACK, BABY.
[Mouth full of food] Yo so I’m chowing down on this 3-day-old burrito I found under my couch, watching clips from the new South Park...

Rilla
Jul 261 min read
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